“You’re a man with a long and dangerous past, but your future is infinitely more terrifying.”
I blew into this world on a leaf
I‘m still blowing
I don’t think I’ll ever land
TOMORROW IS THE 23RD OF NOVEMBER ISN’T IT?
River Song, worst alarm clock ever.
Get her back for me! Get her back for me now, or I will cut you into pieces.
My friend texted me “I was on the subway and I looked down and…”
to get a lot of followers you need a popular post
to get a popular post you need a lot of followers
to get a job you need experience
to get experience you need a job
to get a car you need a job
to get a job you need a car
to become more comfortable with social interaction you need to go to public places
to go to public places you need to become more comfortable with social interaction
if you’re a girl!!! download the app pink pad!!!!! it’s fabulous
or if you’re a guy that likes pink… i’m not going to rant all about gender roles, but this discourages me
the pink pad app monitors your ovulation cycles so i mean if you’re a guy and you have cycles to monitor by all means go ahead i guess
I just choked
I love it when unnecessary and presumptuous “social justice” gets fucking roasted.
I think the worst feeling is being over the age of 18 and seeing a 15-year-old you would fuck in a heartbeat
I think the worst feeling is being 15 and seeing a 44-year-old you would fuck in a heartbeat
i think the worst feeling would be having your own father carve your chest open, pull out all of your entrails, stuff you full of squid, sew you back up, then throw you into the ocean
and that’s what you missed on glee