who?

(Source: daphne-cool)

(Source: everettchristopher)

“You’re a man with a long and dangerous past, but your future is infinitely more terrifying.”

(Source: waiting-for-the-tardis)

I blew into this world on a leaf
I‘m still blowing
I don’t think I’ll ever land

(Source: misteroswald)

cloysterbell:

martincrief:

TOMORROW IS THE 23RD OF NOVEMBER ISN’T IT?

#if we reblog this every day for the next six months eventually it will be true 

River Song, worst alarm clock ever.

(Source: wilfulwilf)

Get her back for me! Get her back for me now, or I will cut you into pieces.

(Source: sansastone)

hokuto-ju-no-ken:

under-base:

remyreaper:

daefics:

oshunoxtra:

OH MY GOD THE BLEAT IN THE MIDDLE GIF OH MY LORD

THIS WOULD USUALLY GO IN MY ANIMAL QUEUE BUT LOOK

LOOK AT THAT

RIC LOOK

Omg

CRYING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

it’s getting a baaaath.

(Source: meowingtontcat)

0-aredhel-0:

My friend texted me “I was on the subway and I looked down and…”

draven926:

theboywasonfiretoo:

michaeeeeeeeeeeeeeel:

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

to get a lot of followers you need a popular post

to get a popular post you need a lot of followers

to get a job you need experience

to get experience you need a job

to get a car you need a job

to get a job you need a car

to become more comfortable with social interaction you need to go to public places

to go to public places you need to become more comfortable with social interaction

pluralizingapocalypse:

automatonic-tawnybear:

hiddles-n-downey:

brainette:

I gave both of my parents a picture with these people on it and told them to write their first reactions of them. 

This is what happened.

foreheadman

ENTREPRENEUR CANADIAN

mormon

memewhore:

silverlullabies:

fffcuk:

subternatural:

fffcuk:

if you’re a girl!!! download the  app pink pad!!!!! it’s fabulous

or if you’re a guy that likes pink… i’m not going to rant all about gender roles, but this discourages me

the pink pad app monitors your ovulation cycles so i mean if you’re a guy and you have cycles to monitor by all means go ahead i guess

I just choked 

I love it when unnecessary and presumptuous “social justice” gets fucking roasted.

aquus:

rats-in-the-walls:

muserinastrangeland:

tomithejellyfish:

I think the worst feeling is being over the age of 18 and seeing a 15-year-old you would fuck in a heartbeat

I think the worst feeling is being 15 and seeing a 44-year-old you would fuck in a heartbeat

i think the worst feeling would be having your own father carve your chest open, pull out all of your entrails, stuff you full of squid, sew you back up, then throw you into the ocean

and that’s what you missed on glee

fyeahwhovians:

Holy crap this is gorgeous

(Source: rickie-d)

theyuniversity:

(Source: theyuniversity)